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4 Famous Quotes to Prepare You for FLAPPERHOUSE #6

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Liturgy Six-Winged Seraph - Natalia Goncharova, 1914
Liturgy Six-Winged Seraph – Natalia Goncharova, 1914

“If Man is 5, then the Devil is 6…and if the Devil is 6, then God is 7…” – Black Francis, “Monkey Gone to Heaven”

“God is sitting here, looking into my very soul to see if I think right thoughts. Yet I am not afraid, for I try to be right and good; and He knows every one of my struggles.” – Emily Dickinson

“If there are gods to listen, they are monstrous gods who torment us for their sport. Who else would make a world like this, so full of bondage, blood, and pain?” – Tyrion Lannister, A Dance With Dragons

“PDFs of our Summer 2015 issue, FLAPPERHOUSE #6, are now available for pre-order, just $3US.” – FLAPPERHOUSE

Tonight on AMERICA’S NEXT TOP GREAT AMERICAN NOVELIST – 1.8.2015

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Special Guest Judge George R.R. Martin

The competition is heating up on AMERICA’S NEXT TOP GREAT AMERICAN NOVELIST, as we’re now down to the Final 27 Novelistestants! Here’s what’s on tap for them on this week’s episode:

  • For the flash challenge, writers must produce compelling Tinder profiles without mentioning height, travel, hookups, yoga, tigers, or their favorite alcohol.
  • Contestants must begin writing their chapters at the very moment when Beyonce & Radiohead leak their double-album collaboration that the internet is totally losing its fucking mind over
  • Gevlin & Rophy come to fisticuffs over whether Ernest Hemingway or Norman Mailer was suppressing more latent homosexuality
  • Everyone’s pissed off that Special Guest Judge George R.R. Martin still hasn’t finished writing his critiques