JEREMY SCHNEE lives in Portland, Oregon. His writing has been published in Goldman Review, Conclave, and New Plains Review. Aside from writing, he likes to garden, practice martial arts, and spend time with his family. He recently completed writing his first novel. For more about his writing, and to read articles in his monthly series, ‘My Yesteryear Opinionated and Probably Irrelevant Analysis,’ check out www.jeremyschnee.com.