Wm. SAMUEL BRADFORD teaches in Atlanta and is working on a novel. He will present this story at Illinois State University’s 2nd Annual DFW Conference. He wishes to thank Valerie, for convincing him to cut the poo scene; David, for liking the poo scene; SG, for opting to read this over the bible; and Trevor, for responding, with total compassion, to an email from a stranger. Please visit www.wmsamuelbradford.com.