Because of Christmas, this week’s episode of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP GREAT AMERICAN NOVELIST, which normally airs every Thursday at 9PM on The Network Channel, instead airs tonight at 10:30. Here’s what’s in store for our Novelistestants on ANTGAN’s Holiday Edition:

• Contestants’ chapters must contain a flashback to a character’s past Holiday Celebration, without obviously being a thinly-veiled retelling of one of the writer’s own crappy Holiday Celebrations
• Vishy wins Immunity, but trades it in a Yankee Swap for a blurb from Gillian Flynn
• Pilantro and Dixelle’s debate about the True Meaning of Christmas results in three overturned tables and a severed earlobe
• Kenson declares “There ain’t no American Christmas novels worth shit,” visibly offending Special Guest Judge John Grisham