Some of literature’s all-time greats are buzzing like manic dragonflies about FLAPPERHOUSE #7!
“Darling, all night
I have been flickering, off, on, off, on.
The sheets grow heavy as a lecher’s kiss
as I read and re-read FLAPPERHOUSE #7!” – Sylvia Plath
“The world is just as concrete, ornery, vile, and sublimely wonderful as before I read FLAPPERHOUSE #7, only now I better understand the true meaning of flappiness.” – Ralph Ellison
“Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end,
And our God will take things back that He to us did lend.
Except, of course, for FLAPPERHOUSE #7,
the one thing you can take with you to Heaven.” – Kurt Vonnegut