Some of literature’s deadest legends are buzzing about our latest issue, FLAPPERHOUSE X (now available in print & digital PDF editions)!

“If you haven’t got it, you can’t show it. If you have got it, you can’t hide it. And let me tell you, FLAPPERHOUSE X has truckloads of it. And not only that, if you don’t have it, then  FLAPPERHOUSE X will give some of it to you.” – Zora Neale Hurston

“When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathe News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since had been anticlimax– until I read FLAPPERHOUSE X!” – Flannery O’Connor

“I’ve lived my whole life thinking of myself as the only real man. And if I’m right, then a limpid, lonely horn is going to trumpet through the dawn some day, and a turgid cloud laced with light will sweep down, and the poignant voice of glory will call for me from the distance — and I’ll have to jump out of bed and set out alone. That’s why I’ve never married, and why I sleep every night cradling a copy of FLAPPERHOUSE X in my arms.” – Yukio Mishima

“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!” – James Joyce