READERS OF FLAPPERHOUSE: WE ARE CURRENTLY HOLDING THE NEXT ISSUE OF YOUR BELOVED ZINE, FLAPPERHOUSE #7, HOSTAGE. IF OUR DEMANDS ARE NOT MET, THIS SPECTACULAR COLLECTION OF POEMS & SHORT STORIES WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

GO TO FLAPPERHOUSE.COM/DONATE, AND GIVE FLAPPERHOUSE SOME MONEY. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY IS NOT IMPORTANT, AS LONG AS IT’S SOMETHING.

FLAPPERHOUSE IS A UNIQUE AND VITAL VOICE IN INDEPENDENT LITERATURE, AND YOUR FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTIONS ARE CRUCIAL TO ITS SURVIVAL.

DO NOT MAKE US DO A KICKSTARTER.

WE REPEAT:

DO, NOT, MAKE, US, DO, A FUCKING KICK-STARTER.

YOU HAVE ONE WEEK.